100 Fact's
Lists of one hundred facts are always fascinating, right? For instance, here are some juicy morsels from Landismom's List:
23. I love gardening, but hate weeding.
...zzz...
27. I watch too much TV.
Now, Fist Fans, if you feel your head nodding down, lolling, and about to crash down upon your computer, down into a boredom-induced doze, down into one hundred years of blank, dreamless sleep - don't worry. I have a Landismom Fact that will certainly wake you up. A Fact that will make your eyes pop out from your head, and steam parp through your ears - if you're anything like me, that is.
Ready?
46. I've read Joyce's Ulysses twice, but never Finnegan's Wake.
What, not even the title?
posted by Fist @ 11:56 AM
28 Comments:
sometimes..
your anger seems misplaced.
much like that apostrophe.
Well, Fist, at least you know there is no possibility that she is lying.
How could she read a book that doesn't exist?
you know, that one really conveyed the pretentiousness. who gives a crap that she's read Ulysses at all, let alone twice. and who gives another crap if she hasn't read Finnegans Wake??
My heart is in this crusade now, Fist! Let's change the world!
wow... i got all steamy there. huh.
Only sometimes Sarah?!
Very quickly, STI.
Awrh, Annie, I think she's ok. Deep down.
YES ONLY SOMETIMES! ;o)
damn her.
i have never been able to spell and have always had bad grammer. i hope to always be spared your wrath. please spare the greeper.
Wonder how she did it? what with all the TV watching and all? Gotta bounce, I'm almost finished The Bible.(it's headed towards a great ending I think!)
yeah okay, i know. i feel bad now. I just had this random surge of hate for pretension. it's gone now. misplaced anger. like the apostrophe. i'm really a nice person, i swear! ask my cat.
What about Michael Finnegan?
Eh?
That should have read:
"What about Michael Finnegan?
Eh?"
Although, perhaps "Ay?" would have conveyed my tone better. Or perhaps not.
No, foiled again. Here goes, for what it's worth, with no HTML:
What about Michael Finnegan?
Eh?
This is my favourite fact:
92. At one point, when she had to go to the ER, she insisted on having some thumby. The RN in charge said she had never seen anything like it.
Unfortunately, I was, for some reason, unable to read the first nine, so I might have missed some better ones there.
92. At one point, when she had to go to the ER, she insisted on having some thumby. The RN in charge said she had never seen anything like it.
WTF is a thumby?
maybe someone just mentioned the title to her. i'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because everybody tells me i'm nice. so i will be nice and say that maybe someone just mentioned the title to her. and she, of course, spelled it the worst possible way.
This is only the tip of the iceberg:
http://print.google.co.uk/print?id=rx99SAMrs0QC&dq=finnegan's+wake&oi=print&pg=PA7&sig=_jVZ-a57lfSdOWmI8A0qqe16Fhs&prev=http://www.google.co.uk/search%3Fhl%3Den%26q%3Dfinnegan%27s%2Bwake%26btnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch
http://www.brothersjudd.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/reviews.detail/book_id/945/Finnegan's%20W.htm
http://www.newworldlibrary.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=317
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-117380.html
http://souljerky.com/archives/000372.php
http://www.who2.com/jamesjoyce.html
http://www.personal.psu.edu/staff/k/x/kxs334/academic/fiction/joyce_finnegan.html
http://www.wwnorton.com/orders/nd/020446.htm
http://www.newworldlibrary.com/client/client_pages/nwlpressrels/prskeletonkey.cfm
http://www.frontlist.com/detail/0141181265
Fist, oh, Fist. Wherefore art thou Fist?
Have I come at a bad time to join the proverbial party?
Gee, thanks for pointing out my mistake in such a mature way.
No one left but the spam.
You actually read Ulysses TWICE?
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Somebody is not updating... :oO
Anyone who corrects another's apostrophes is a friend of mine ;-)
But did you ever read Finnegans Wake?
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