Finnegans Fisted

Once upon a time, James Joyce wrote a book called:

Finnegans Wake

That's not:

Finnegan's Wake

But some blogger's get the title wrong! Which means they don't understand the book at all. This blog has two missions. One, educate the ignorant. Two, correct all such mistakes world wide. And three, anything else.

9.7.05

Still in other news

How perverse. The little Scotty dog is, once again, same as any day, made happy by a tennis ball. Once again it curves above the park, till his squat legs catch it up, for him to return, wearing it like a yellow comedy nose. The ripped-red of half a bus, a wall dotted with blood - just distant shapes in black and white. Or, some other time and place, the rubble of a broken building - just a new space to sniff and pee. How perverse, that today, like me, he does not care for a mistaken apostrophe.

Time instead for my sister's birthday party. Enjoy your weekend.

14 Comments:

At 7/09/2005 04:53:00 PM, Blogger {illyria} said...

happy birthday, j! enjoy yourself, fist. the apostrophes can wait.

 
At 7/09/2005 05:28:00 PM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

"You say today's your birthday / it happens every year / we eat a lot of broccoli / and drink a lot of beer"
-Wierd Al Yankovic

 
At 7/10/2005 04:45:00 PM, Blogger Fist said...

It was a barmy birthday. I had women fighting over me - really.

 
At 7/10/2005 05:24:00 PM, Blogger {illyria} said...

the harem spreads far and wide.

 
At 7/10/2005 05:50:00 PM, Blogger Fist said...

Civil war in my harem. There's a thought.

 
At 7/10/2005 10:44:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised!

 
At 7/11/2005 01:34:00 AM, Blogger {illyria} said...

i am still the awesome dictator princess.

 
At 7/11/2005 05:34:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol @ trans! I have this picture in my mind of you in a Gestapo outfit with a tiara perched on your head. hee

 
At 7/13/2005 01:14:00 AM, Blogger {illyria} said...

heh, michelle. i'm sorta thinking pinstripes with a faerie spear.

 
At 7/13/2005 02:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm...it's working for me!

 
At 7/15/2005 02:22:00 AM, Blogger {illyria} said...

i'll probably post something about it, too. you've given me inspiration, michelle!

 
At 7/15/2005 10:25:00 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Anything with jackboots and a tiara is ok in my book.

 
At 7/16/2005 02:38:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hee. Great Trans, I will await the dictator princess blog with anticipation!

st....hmmm....hmmmm.....hmmmm!

 
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