Finnegans Fisted

Once upon a time, James Joyce wrote a book called:

Finnegans Wake

That's not:

Finnegan's Wake

But some blogger's get the title wrong! Which means they don't understand the book at all. This blog has two missions. One, educate the ignorant. Two, correct all such mistakes world wide. And three, anything else.

10.7.05

In other other news

He "had a machete in one hand, but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth."

Who did? Daniel M’Mburugu, a 73 year old peasant farmer Kenyan, reports MSNBC news, when he killed the leopard that was attacking him.

Are you think what I'm thinking? That one less leopard is one less leopard coat of spots, with its messy mass of punctuation marks that make no sense?

16 Comments:

At 7/10/2005 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Fist said...

Leopards are already listed by the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species (CITES) as threatened with extinction.

So perhaps instead it's making jokes while cities burn and species die that *really* makes no sense. You tell me.

 
At 7/11/2005 01:36:00 AM, Blogger {illyria} said...

this is really sad. i guess next up is our species.

 
At 7/11/2005 09:10:00 AM, Blogger Fist said...

Daniel will next rip the tongue out of our whole species?!

 
At 7/11/2005 10:29:00 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

IF only we could bring a deisel generator and a color copier to the Africans. Within no time at all, we'd have leopard and cheetah print stationary without the unnecessary intermediate measure of species extinction.

 
At 7/11/2005 10:36:00 AM, Blogger Fist said...

Quite! The fools.

 
At 7/11/2005 09:25:00 PM, Blogger {illyria} said...

yes, that or our species will die.

 
At 7/12/2005 02:01:00 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Then who would eat the twizlers? They will have no natural predators if we die out.

 
At 7/13/2005 11:54:00 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

twiZZlers, not twizlers. Get a grip, SafeT.

 
At 7/13/2005 11:00:00 PM, Blogger arthur decko said...

i'm thinking that the old man is one tough motherfucker, and i can't blame him...if i were being attacked by the last panda bear on earth, i would kill it, it's that whole "self preservation" thing i can't seem to shake...

 
At 7/14/2005 04:06:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did I do that???

 
At 7/16/2005 12:14:00 AM, Blogger deryke said...

i agree with decko. that dude is badass! kenyan style!

and i would do so in a hertbeat. stinkin species'

 
At 7/18/2005 08:13:00 PM, Blogger Fist said...

Make no mistake, I think the guy kicks more ass than there is ass going. What doesn't kick ass is the loss of species on earth; currently at a rate that may see 90% of them all gone with a hundred years, or so.

 
At 7/19/2005 12:30:00 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Damn leopards. Serves 'em right, all high-and-mighty with their damn spots.
Walkin' past with their tails in the air all soo-peer-ee-yur like!
I hope they all eat a strychnine laced rat carcass.

 
At 8/02/2005 12:33:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes species loss ....90% in a hundred years...but none of that will matter since humans will very likely be destroyed by viruses and bacteria long before then..if more is not done to remedy the current situation. Take a map of the world. Plot on it all the areas plagued by AIDS. In 10 to 20 years People living with the disease now will all be dead leaving their infected babies behind to fail to grow to adulthood. The entire work force of Africa is due to be wiped out leaving nobody to replace them, and it is spreading in other parts of the world too. A natural consequence of over-population? Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

 
At 8/02/2005 12:34:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we need to save ourselves first? I don't know.

 
At 2/05/2007 02:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info »

 

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